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- Name: señoritafish
- Location: Huntington Beach, California, United States
Pictures, kids, cats, weirdness, and dead fish. Probably too much information here. This is an alternate to my LiveJournal. For more juicy entries (without pictures), you might want to read there.
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Bob Laughlin
?/1988 - 7/6/2004
11:30 p.m.
One Damn Good Cat.
We love and miss him lots.
...For that familiar voice, that fur,
That soft weight missing from our laps,
That we had loved too well perhaps
And mourned from weakness of the heart:
A childish weakness, to regard
An animal whose life is brief
With such affection and such grief.
If this is foolish, so it be.
He was good company,
And we miss his gift
Of cat affection while he lived...
...Who gave the pleasure of himself:
The memory of our cat, Ralph.
- Garrison Keillor
from In Memory of Our Cat, Ralph
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Wednesday, May 05, 2004
To Orange County Animal Control
To whom it may concern,
This is the second notice I have gotten for licensing an animal named Stimpy. Apparently, you are still under the misapprehension that Stimpy is a dog. While he has had an operation that might arguably be said to have changed his gender, I don’t believe we have the surgical technology yet to have changed his entire species. He is, always has been, and will remain, a Felis domestica, smoke tabby in color (although he may appear black on first glance), green eyes, and absent a tail, as evidenced by the following photo:
If you require further evidence, please contact the Seacliff Animal Hospital at 714-555-XXXX, as they have performed surgery on him fairly recently, and have fairly detailed records on him.
I called the number on the card on the first notice, and the person I reached told me I could disregard it; however, the record has obviously not been expunged from the database. Please update them?
Thank you,
Leeanne
This is the second notice I have gotten for licensing an animal named Stimpy. Apparently, you are still under the misapprehension that Stimpy is a dog. While he has had an operation that might arguably be said to have changed his gender, I don’t believe we have the surgical technology yet to have changed his entire species. He is, always has been, and will remain, a Felis domestica, smoke tabby in color (although he may appear black on first glance), green eyes, and absent a tail, as evidenced by the following photo:
If you require further evidence, please contact the Seacliff Animal Hospital at 714-555-XXXX, as they have performed surgery on him fairly recently, and have fairly detailed records on him.
I called the number on the card on the first notice, and the person I reached told me I could disregard it; however, the record has obviously not been expunged from the database. Please update them?
Thank you,
Leeanne
